Faculty of Science, Agriculture and Engineering - Faculty song

Following the restructuring of 2002, and the proposal that much of the Faculty be designated as a Technology Village, we present:

S.A.G.E. by the Technology Village People (to the tune of YMCA)

Young man, do you have a degree? I said
Young man, where is your PhD? Was it
Elec - tronics, Psychology, or else
Ci - vil En - gi - neering?

Do you, feel that you're in the lurch? I say
Why don't - you now do some research? If you
Get some - funds for three or four years, and write
Some - more - ap - pli - cations .....

Let me tell you 'bout S. A. G. E.
I'm going to work in the S. A. G. E.

You can work in a lab,
You can get some postgrads,
Journal papers are really the thing!

It's fun to stay in the S. A. G. E.
Let me stay in the S. A. G. E.

If you are a PI,
You'll be sure to get by,
Just keep those applications up high!

etc.

25th July 2003