You walk across the pub to an empty table and sit down. The
table is sticky and there is a smell of stale beer. On the table
in front of you there is a full ashtray and an empty packet of crisps.
a scraggy dog looks up at you and wags its tail. After a couple of
minutes you realise that the people behind the bar are ignoring you.
What do you do?
Clap your hands and whistle at them
Shout " Excuse me, could I get served here?"
Get up and go to the bar