P = Passenger F = Flight Attendant
P: Hi.
F: Hi.
P: Erm…[?], I can’t really sit here, by the emergency door exit. I think you’d [?] get someone else.
F: Sir, we’re about three minutes away from wheels up, so you need to just [?] put, ok?
P: No, no, no, no, you don’t understand. I can’t be sitting here, if something happens I can’t…we won’t be able to get out.
F: [?] down, ok?
P: I cannot do it. I will panic, we will go down.
F: All we need to know is that you’re [?] to assist passengers in the event of a non-traditional landing.
P: I can’t be of any help [?] in any kind of non-traditional landing or any traditional landing.
F: Did you read the brochure?
P: Read the brochure? I can’t read that brochure, it’s [?] to me. I’m sorry, are you Chinese? No? You look a little Asian, I’m sorry. It’s [?] an expression, but…but…I don’t think you are Chinese…maybe Thai? I’m not sure.
F: Is it the seat or are you just scared of flying?
P: No, I [?] under pressure…in any kind of game…basketball, if I was on the foul line towards like the last five minutes of the game I would miss the entire rim.
F: I don’t see….
P: I couldn’t even hit the rim because I was choking. Choking!
F: Sir, how [?] I get you a drink? Would you like a Merlot?
P: No thank you, I don’t drink, I don’t drink. Just please find somebody else to sit here.
F: I’ll look for a seat for you but you [?] me one, mister.
P: Thank you. I mean it’s [?]. I don’t want to sit here, why’s she giving me a [?] time? Just find somebody else. Who the hell knows how to do this thing? Pull down? What is that gonna do? Can I pull down? Do you have to be strong? I don’t even know. Then what do you do, do you [?] this thing? What happens then, the door just suddenly opens miraculously?
You…you’re not Chinese…you don’t look Chinese. What are you, Thai? I think you’re Thai. You’re Thai? I knew it!

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